Random Mail

Just some random e-mails (We have a lot of fans)

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this shit is funny as hell but i gotta know…what the fuck are yall smokin and where do i buy that?

i’m a Bible college student and i just wanted to say that a friend told me about your site (through a link he had on his xanga– a link to some article) and it’s hilarious.

i’ll probably end up buying some reservations.


I had to write and say thank you. There is by far not enough humor in the world! I laughed better than i have in a long while ty.
Churches are probably just resentful of the fact that they didn’t think of it first, seems one guy in the article says you cant by your way into heaven, these hypocritical men of god cant ever seem to get enough for themselves though.


I love the ingenuity and steel nerve it takes to put something like this together.
I salute you :)

Don’t let the uptight idiots born without a sense of humor get you down. This is a clever idea. Will be buying some packets for Christmas gifts!

everything you are saying is totally wrong!! no one on this earth can buy or earn their way to heaven!! if you are truly “angels” you are obviously really bad ones considering you dont even know one thing in the bible! the only way to heaven is through jesus christ and if you dont believe that you’re the ones going to hell! u are the most evil people i have ever heard of and u are turning many innocent people that could truly go to heaven away from it! i hope you will stop this and ask god for forgiveness or you will be burning eternally! u are not heaven angels but hell demons!

Hi guys…all this stuff that people are saying negatively about your site is ridiculous. They are just jealous that they didn’t think of it first. I personally think it is a great idea. Good Marketing technique. I wish you the best!

I saw your story on KOMO-4 news….and laughed hysterically. I think your site is great…so great in fact that I’d almost spend the cash to get my very catholic stepsister a spot just to piss her off and offend her :) Awesome stuff for sure! However, do you have any plans for the Buddhist population? HAHAHAHHA! :D Great job, y’all! I really love it!

sickest thing in my life i have ever heard,once a person is dead that cant tell u f the made it in…God says all former things have passed away…..anywhooo///so sad,why dont u reserve ur spot in hell,cos that could be very well where u are going for leading people into this lie…
and be sure uknow its a greater damnation…
well oh well..u are a false person,and may God shut this page down…ur wrong,and u will see u are..


What a great site. You guys rock. I laughed my butt off (and being overweight, that’s a lot of laughs!!!).

why would you do something stupid like that you have no sense god dose not like it at all so i suggest that you STOP this right now not funny at all!!!!!!!

Honestly, you guys are fucking ridiculous.

Your idea is sick and dumber than anything.

Trying to make profit by promising people a spot in heaven is complete bullshit.

2 Responses to “Random Mail”

  1. Jype Says:

    response #6

    “i hope you will stop this and ask god for forgiveness or you will be burning eternally!”

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    i would totally email him back and remind him that he’s supposed to capitalize God’s name. XD

  2. Humorous Verse Says:

    Beware the humorous verse. It will teach you some lessons.

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