Who cares? You don’t have to be on Santa’s good list to get into Heaven anymore Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

P.S.-
If you purchased/plan on purchasing a All Access VIP kit in the next two days then there will be a slight delay. Our shipment of VIP passes is still in transit from above but should be here shortly. Also to those who bought a while ago…all packages from the 11th on were shipped out last week and were supposed to be at their destination by today. This is what the post office said, but it is the holidays and once it leaves our hands we have no control over it. We’ve only gotten two packages returned and I have contacted those persons so if you haven’t gotten it yet (there are a few of you) it should be on the way.

I’ll leave you guys with a really interesting short video about one of the most (if not thee most) important images ever taken (thanks W). Watching this really makes me question a lot of things about life…but anyway, enjoy.

Ok, so we think it’d be funny to post up some more hatemail, since people seem to like that. I don’t understand why people love to e-mail us and try to preach. Isn’t it obvious we all have different beliefs. If we wanted you to try to lecture us we would go to church..but anyways here are a few more interesting pieces of mail we have received.

If this website is at all real. You have no idea the amount of blood you’re gonna have on your hands when you get to the judgment. You better stop this nonsense before it is too late. This is absolutely outrageous. I cannot believe that someone would even think about doing something like this. I pray that you find Christ so that you might make it to heaven. YES THE WEBSITE IS REAL, YOU LOOKED AT IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN THOUGHTS ON HEAVEN AND WE OBVIOUSLY DON’T SHARE THE SAME ONE.

You boys need a spanking, go to your room, and no supper. UHH, WE’D RATHER NOT BE SPANKED BY SOME CRUSTY OLD MAN. HOT YOUNG WOMAN > CRUSTY OLD MEN

What kind of scam are you trying to pull now? Everybody in there right mind knows that there is only one way to Heaven and you can’t buy it. So just tell me how this crap is a guarantee to get someone to heaven? You need to read your bible some more and understand that you can’t buy your way into Heaven just as you can’t buy love. READING FOR THE WIN, HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T GET PAST THE FIRST HALF OF THE PAGE…

you are absolutely disgusting…people like you make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A JOKE, GET OVER IT

I can’t blame those groups that won’t comment on you trash as you are treading on dangerous grounds you idiots. Just wanted to add to your email but will not condone your cheap shot to make $$$$$.In case you haven’t read the Bible and pretty sure you haven’t, it says “the love of money IS the root of all evil” and you folks prove this very well. Don’t care to sign my name nor be associated with losers in this world. SOMEONE SOUNDS JEALOUS

In all seriousness- shame on you. Here’s the flow chart that should be reserved for you- although I’m not your judge (thankfully for you!).
Have fun! (image attached below) WOW, THIS GUY EVEN WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE TO EDIT OUR IMAGE TO ILLUSTRATE OUR FATE…SORRY BUDDY, WE GOT THE FIRST TWO RESERVED SPOTS SO THAT PICTURE IS WRONG.

WHO”s GOING TO KEEP YOU FROM BURNING IN HELL! JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY! THE ONLY WAY?

OH, BTW…Be prepared. Reserve A Spot In Hell is comin’! Now you can send that ex girlfriend or evil teacher a one way ticket to the firey pits of hell. Be on the lookout.

We started a blog! This is just just a test though while we figure out how to customize this thing.

Expect all sorts of funny stuff like hate mail, updates, rants, letters from groupies and anything else we can think of that is related to the site, so check back!

Anyways, lets start this bad boy off with a piece of hate mail we received today (one of many). We aren’t making this up either…

You would have to be pretty fuckin stupid to fall for that lame site you guys have. honestly, i could only see a retard actually thinking that you can reserve a spot in heaven. you guys must be pretty fucked up yourselves to go through the trouble of creating a site like that. all i have to say is, i hope you burn in hell motherfuckers.

I think this guy has bigger problems if he really think we are seriously trying to sell spots in Heaven.