It was only a matter of time before our idea got ripped off. Yes yes, we are aware of indulgences 500 years ago but this different. It seems a website has suddenly popped up and the funny thing is it looks EXACTLY like ours. Actually I would be lying if I said that, but it the concept is 99% the same, as well as a lot of the copy on the site. As far as the aesthetics and execution go…I won’t get into that. I also won’t post a link but I want people to know that this is the original site to reserve your spot in Heaven. If you don’t believe us, go find the site (if you can, it’s DEEP in the SERPs, and that should tell you something about the authenticity) and compare and I guarantee you will get a chuckle. I mean..if you’re going to copy us, at least do it as good or better then we did, not WORSE! We’re still flattered though

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OK WOW, so this is fuckin outrageous. I found ANOTHER website that is selling reservations into HELL (yes we have a domain for reserveaspotinhell but it’s not up yet) and this site in questions completely ripped our site off. I’m not even exagerating, they pretty much stole WORD FOR WORD what is on our site. Sure they swapped Hell in for Heaven, changed GOING UP to GOING DOWN, little things like that. This is crazy! And to boot, the site is ugly as shit. AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO RIP US OFF, PLEASE DO IT BETTER, or at least comparable. I really don’t want to have to sue someone but it could be a pretty good publicity stunt.

So we’ve been having a lot of publicity going on lately, mostly radio stuff. Wrapped up two interviews this morning, with some more coming up. I must say though, radio is interesting. I myself am not really comfortable being on air. Makes me uneasy knowing that a large audience is listening to me, but it’s getting easier.

The first one I did today was pretty funny. The guys from the show tried to play me for a fool but it was obvious what they were doing. I started things off like our site says, telling how we are sent down from Heaven, directly connected to the big guys, etc etc. All is well and they are loving it. Then towards the end, I mention, like I usually do, that we aren’t trying to offend anyone and that it’s a gag gift. That’s where they get confused.

‘What?! This is a joke? We though this was serious! I thought you could really get us into Heaven’ Yea, right..you must have mental problems if you thought this was serious. Anyways, then they go on about how their station is a religious station (I checked out the website before going on and it indeed wasn’t) and how they were going to look into legal action. I wished them luck and just kept mentioning how if they are offended, that’s fine cause we don’t really care, lol. They then proceeded to call me a devil child and kept referring to me as a little devil. It was then I wish I had some type of voice changer so I could make my voice really deep, like in the movies when the devil possesses someone. But anyways, it ended with them mentioning how I was probably going to condemn them into Hell, and I eluded the interview with a mention of www.reserveaspotinhell.com, mentioning it’s coming in the near future.

Who cares? You don’t have to be on Santa’s good list to get into Heaven anymore Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

P.S.-
If you purchased/plan on purchasing a All Access VIP kit in the next two days then there will be a slight delay. Our shipment of VIP passes is still in transit from above but should be here shortly. Also to those who bought a while ago…all packages from the 11th on were shipped out last week and were supposed to be at their destination by today. This is what the post office said, but it is the holidays and once it leaves our hands we have no control over it. We’ve only gotten two packages returned and I have contacted those persons so if you haven’t gotten it yet (there are a few of you) it should be on the way.

I’ll leave you guys with a really interesting short video about one of the most (if not thee most) important images ever taken (thanks W). Watching this really makes me question a lot of things about life…but anyway, enjoy.