‘First of all I think you guys are so stupid and retarded and think you all should die because of that.I think you guys are some dumb ass muda fuckers and again should die soon.Who do you think your fooling?This is funny but in another way sad because you made a website.DUMBASS MUDA FUCKERS. ‘
-Gerardo Aguilera [latinogodofwar@yahoo.com]
Just a few random e-mails we’ve received. Happy New Years everybody.
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Hey guys!
First off I have to start by saying…you guys are absolutely brilliant! My husband and I died laughing when we first saw your site. We read all of the hate mail in your blog and have to say…some people out there are ridiculous! Why do they even comment an say hateful things about your site? Doesn’t that contradict their beliefs? It seems to me that being hateful is a sure ticket to hell. Maybe once you guys have Reserve a Spot in Hell they can make plans accordingly. If money is the root of all evil as the other bozo posted on your blog then how did he afford the internet to leave that comment and the porn mags that will be the closest they ever get to another person?
We love you, you guys are geniouses! This is about the most brilliant thing we’ve ever seen and we laughed for a good portion of our afternoon. Put more hate mail up and put this email up to piss the morons off!!! 
<3 Teresa and Carlos
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This is some fan-freakin’-tastic work you guys have done here. This is the sort of thing that keeps my faith in humaniity going, people going the extra mile to keep a joke running as long as possible. Keep it up!
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I just looked at your website and I was thinking why in the world would anyone with any brains want to buy your gimmicks. God said that it is free, bought and paid for by the BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST. As I was reading the articles, I thought that you was going to tell people that God has the answer. But when I saw that you had a price on it, WRONG ANSWER BUDDY. You need to read the bible and get your facts straght………….God has the answer………..
Ok, so we think it’d be funny to post up some more hatemail, since people seem to like that. I don’t understand why people love to e-mail us and try to preach. Isn’t it obvious we all have different beliefs. If we wanted you to try to lecture us we would go to church..but anyways here are a few more interesting pieces of mail we have received.
If this website is at all real. You have no idea the amount of blood you’re gonna have on your hands when you get to the judgment. You better stop this nonsense before it is too late. This is absolutely outrageous. I cannot believe that someone would even think about doing something like this. I pray that you find Christ so that you might make it to heaven. YES THE WEBSITE IS REAL, YOU LOOKED AT IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN THOUGHTS ON HEAVEN AND WE OBVIOUSLY DON’T SHARE THE SAME ONE.
You boys need a spanking, go to your room, and no supper. UHH, WE’D RATHER NOT BE SPANKED BY SOME CRUSTY OLD MAN. HOT YOUNG WOMAN > CRUSTY OLD MEN
What kind of scam are you trying to pull now? Everybody in there right mind knows that there is only one way to Heaven and you can’t buy it. So just tell me how this crap is a guarantee to get someone to heaven? You need to read your bible some more and understand that you can’t buy your way into Heaven just as you can’t buy love. READING FOR THE WIN, HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T GET PAST THE FIRST HALF OF THE PAGE…
you are absolutely disgusting…people like you make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S A JOKE, GET OVER IT
I can’t blame those groups that won’t comment on you trash as you are treading on dangerous grounds you idiots. Just wanted to add to your email but will not condone your cheap shot to make $$$$$.In case you haven’t read the Bible and pretty sure you haven’t, it says “the love of money IS the root of all evil” and you folks prove this very well. Don’t care to sign my name nor be associated with losers in this world. SOMEONE SOUNDS JEALOUS
In all seriousness- shame on you. Here’s the flow chart that should be reserved for you- although I’m not your judge (thankfully for you!).
Have fun! (image attached below) WOW, THIS GUY EVEN WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE TO EDIT OUR IMAGE TO ILLUSTRATE OUR FATE…SORRY BUDDY, WE GOT THE FIRST TWO RESERVED SPOTS SO THAT PICTURE IS WRONG.
WHO”s GOING TO KEEP YOU FROM BURNING IN HELL! JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY! THE ONLY WAY?
OH, BTW…Be prepared. Reserve A Spot In Hell is comin’! Now you can send that ex girlfriend or evil teacher a one way ticket to the firey pits of hell. Be on the lookout.