Yes, we are still alive. Although we have been really busy with a lot of big changes we are still serving everyone. If anyone ordered a kit/kits and didn’t recieve anything then please e-mail us and we will sort it out for you. This recession really sucks but if anyone is looking for a cheap and unique gift idea then you know exactly what to get them. Reserved spots in Heaven! We are working on adding a small kit for pets and maybe a ‘heavenly stimulus kit’ which would be a cheaper alternative to our others. Stay tuned for more info later!

Some big changes coming soon. Stick around for details. Bout to be on tv some more too so check your local listings, haha.

We found another clone site, done poorly, as the rest have been. As usual I won’t post a link, but don’t bother searching for it, it’s basically non existent. I did some digging and the creators of the site actually bought two our kits, and it’s obvious when you look at what they are selling. Same formatting and style, ugly as hell though. Nice try though

There are some BIG things that could possibly be coming for Reserve A Spot In Heaven. I won’t talk about it just yet, but this is what my partner and I have been waiting for so if it goes through then it’s gonna be crazy. Stay tuned for more info later.

Here’s a link to the promised tv appearance of us. Props to Komo for doing a good job on the editing and not making us look like hoodlums.

KOMO NEWS STORY-Click Watch Story to see the video that aired

Also, to anyone who has ordered HELL packages. There is a slight delay, but they will go out this week. Pictures will also be up this week on the hell website of the packages. Thanks!

Reserve A Spot In Hell is live now. The site isn’t 100% but is functional and you can purchase a reserved spot for yourself or someone else. Expect the same quality travel kits that Heaven offers, only for hell (they look much different too). Pictures will be up soon.

Anyone in the Puget Sound area here in Washington be sure to check out KOMO 4 News on FEB. 27 (tentative) at 11pm for a story on us. Our first television appearance and it was a weird experience but fun and should be entertaining. We will be getting a digital copy and I will post it online when that happens.

Here’s a few e-mails too..

I just thought that I would let you know that I find what you are doing sick and disturbing. To think that someone not only thought of such an idea but then also followed through with it seriously makes me lose confidence in humanity as a whole. I think you know where you will be going when you let go of this world.

I love your site and gag gift! It is frikin sweet how you are opening up some much needed dialogue about Heaven. I personally would love to buy a few packages for a few of my staff. Any negative comments you get from “Christians” should be sloughed off and ignored. I am a pastor and I love the novelty aspect of this package. Keep it up!

I think this is the best idea I’ve seen in a long time. Maybe ever? I am looking forward to the day my package arrives. You did such a good job at making it both aesthetically pleasing and incredibly creative. Kudos to you guys. The hate mail is hilarious, because how can people not realize that it’s just a joke, that you don’t actually think you can reserve a spot in Heaven for $13. It’s ridiculous. Looking forward to seeing ‘Reserve A Spot In Hell’, although I won’t be purchasing that one. You should put in a bottle of extra strength sunscreen, and oven mitts or something. Haha.


I just bought a one way ticket to Heaven for $212.56. I just wish I would of seen your site first. What a bargain!

Reserve A Spot In Hell is coming. T-minus one week!

Got some e-mail from some religious leaders today, I’ll post two: one fan and one hater.

I am an unpaid small church Youth Pastor/leader part time and work for a local university full time. One of my college age students sent me the link to your site. I have seen some of the negative publicity it attracts and had to laugh. Yes, to some degree you are leading people astray because there are totally naïve people out there that don’t get it. BUT, you are making available to us a wonderful object lesson!!!! You are giving us a great lead in. I love it.

The absurdity of it makes is very humorous and gives me the ability to approach this topic with light and love. And for those fuddy duddies out there in Pastor land just remember God uses things for HIS GLORY. Shouldn’t we?

and….

While I understand your intentions are to be amusing and a “Gag Gift”, I would suggest you put at the bottom of your main page your disclaimer that this is a joke and you do not really intend to get access for the individual to Heaven. Also, please be advised there are eternal consequences for your actions of today and to mislead someone into thinking they have access through you to Heaven is dangerous to your eternal soul. I would seriously question my actions and determine if the money is really worth risking the judgment of God. I do not expect a response, I just wanted to speak my mind.

We’d like to hear more about what people think, especially those within the religious communities.

It was only a matter of time before our idea got ripped off. Yes yes, we are aware of indulgences 500 years ago but this different. It seems a website has suddenly popped up and the funny thing is it looks EXACTLY like ours. Actually I would be lying if I said that, but it the concept is 99% the same, as well as a lot of the copy on the site. As far as the aesthetics and execution go…I won’t get into that. I also won’t post a link but I want people to know that this is the original site to reserve your spot in Heaven. If you don’t believe us, go find the site (if you can, it’s DEEP in the SERPs, and that should tell you something about the authenticity) and compare and I guarantee you will get a chuckle. I mean..if you’re going to copy us, at least do it as good or better then we did, not WORSE! We’re still flattered though

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OK WOW, so this is fuckin outrageous. I found ANOTHER website that is selling reservations into HELL (yes we have a domain for reserveaspotinhell but it’s not up yet) and this site in questions completely ripped our site off. I’m not even exagerating, they pretty much stole WORD FOR WORD what is on our site. Sure they swapped Hell in for Heaven, changed GOING UP to GOING DOWN, little things like that. This is crazy! And to boot, the site is ugly as shit. AGAIN, IF YOU WANT TO RIP US OFF, PLEASE DO IT BETTER, or at least comparable. I really don’t want to have to sue someone but it could be a pretty good publicity stunt.